spongyspice:

we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

dekutree:

there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it

aneatoblog:

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

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officialfrenchtoast:

mom: is that a hickey

me: what hickey

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