cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

rexium:

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Steal his look: Tobias Fünke (never nude)

MICHEAL KORS Dunmore Camouflage Weekender: $748.00

White 1000 Count Egyptian Cotton Down Comforter: $800.00

Wool/Silk Experia Crew Socks: $17.99 (a pair)

Birkenstock Arizona Aviator Men’s Sandels: $159.00

Giorgio Armani AR5002 Glasses: $280.00

Fake Mustache: $3.00

kellin-plus-vic:

So today in chemistry I was heating up a glass plate and it fucking EXPLODED and it went all over my lab station and parts of it almost hit me and I screamed really high pitched and this asshole in my class was like “How did you fuck up it’s so simple and don’t scream that’s so annoying” and I shit you not two seconds after he said that his plate exploded too and he screamed louder and more high pitched than I did and that’s what happened in chem today 

b0nes-and-suicide:

*hears intro to Sugar We’re Going Down* … *runs into room* AM I MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET *kicks wall* I’VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING *punches chair* YOU WANNA HEAR *throws table* COS THAT’S JUST WHO I AM THIS WEEK

(Source: br0ken-beyond-despair)

sadspaghetti:

when your mum catches you still on the computer after she told you to go to bed

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agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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dacelio:

"Mom I don’t feel well I cant go to school"image

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